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imfeduptoo
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Would you like a designer coffin?

There is a company that will make coffins in almost any shape - a guitar, a yacht, even a skip. Would you spend 2000-5000 pounds on one of them? My choice would be the narrowboat as I spend half my time on one so may as well be buried in one. Don't be squeamish - what shape would you fancy?
Supplement from 04/17/2007 02:08pm:
Not a very good picture - it's supposed to be a narrowboat.

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Asked in coffin, designer asked on: 04/17/2007 01:16pm
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kimberley240605

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3 minutes after the question was opened (04/17/2007 01:18pm)

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I think mine would have to be pink with Shoes all over it, oh or maybe a pink shoe.....

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duffield1

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5 minutes after the question was opened (04/17/2007 01:20pm)

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I read a story on Reuters a few months ago about coffins in some exotic country (somewhere in Asia, I think) where coffins represent some aspect of the person's life - so it might be a fish for a fisherman, for example.

I think it is a great idea. Coffins are so dull, I would dearly love for people to be stood in a very serious building at my funeral and think "Oh my god, what the hell has he done now" as my defunct body is carried in in a replica Tardis or, perhaps more appropriately for me, a badly assembled IKEA wardrobe. I'd love people to laugh at my funeral (in a good way!).

Oohh, that's my idea. I'd like to be buried in a giant replica of a Dairy Milk bar!

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sparky69er

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6 minutes after the question was opened (04/17/2007 01:22pm)

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I saw this on the news i think! But no....whats the point your dead anyway so its not like you can see it!
Waste of money, why not donate the money to people who need it more.

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Mid_73

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9 minutes after the question was opened (04/17/2007 01:25pm)

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No I wouldn't- recycled cardboard will be fine, and plant a tree over the top. As a non-Christian (somewhere between agnostic and atheist), I wouldn't (at this stage in my life) want a Christian burial, but spending (hopefully) the rest of eternity in a tranquil forest would be OK.

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u-know-me

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13 minutes after the question was opened (04/17/2007 01:29pm)

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lol (hugs to you imfedupto.) this got asked way back last year. looks like search not working again ;0)
Anyway i dont want a coffin ect , M.F.I. flatpack would do. But now for my ashes urn, i would like it in the shape of an animal as i love all animals.
There is a woman down in Sommerset who makes these types of coffins, was on our news back last year.

Oooh i do envy you living on a narrow boat.


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Not far from me (had forgotten about it till now.) there is a Funeral parlour, but with a difference. No services ect. + they do eco friendly coffins. Cardboard ones. (for creamation.) and basket coffins. must pop in and see how much they charge and compare it to the "Normal Funeral Parlours" and see if there is a difference in prices. I want my ashes scattered in Exmoor.

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TallScotsGuy

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19 minutes after the question was opened (04/17/2007 01:34pm)

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I shall donate my body to science. The bits they don't want can be burned and the ashes scattered in my garden.

The cost of the coffin can go to the bar bill as my final gift.

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w.j.flywheel

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43 minutes after the question was opened (04/17/2007 01:58pm)

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I think it's a great idea! I want want those BIG Viking Long Ships and onceI, or my earthliy remains, ard on board I want it manoeuvered in to the Regent's Cana; near Hackney, set on fire and sent drifting down to Regents Park! to commune with the wildlife!

(Can't see it being very ecologically sound, though!)


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That is the worst answer I have ever typed, partly because I hit the "Submit" button rather than the "Preview". Here it is in English:

"I think it's a great idea! I want one of those BIG Viking Long Ships and, once my earthly remains are on board, I want it manoeuvered in to the Regents Canal near Hackney, set on fire and then sent drifting down to Regent's Park to commune with the wildlife!"
Doh!

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alexis101

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49 minutes after the question was opened (04/17/2007 02:04pm)

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Definitely! I'd design it now so that when i die it reminds everyone of what i was like when i was younger, rather than the incontinent blabberer that i'm sure i'm destined to be.

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PARRY22

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50 minutes after the question was opened (04/17/2007 02:05pm)

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Don't wish to offend anyone, but I have always said I wouldn't care if I was popped off in a black bin liner.
Does it really matter?
If you believe in the afterlife you'll go there anyway.
If you don't - well there you are - same applies.

I have actually joined one of those schemes so that my family won't be left in debt of a funeral. (Not hypocritical..just practical)

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hdtg

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52 minutes after the question was opened (04/17/2007 02:07pm)

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not at all I think that it is a total waste of money and I would much prefer that those I love splashed out on a holiday and party to cheer themselves up, once im gone it will hardly matter what shape or style of coffin i make my way to the crematorium in.

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Paul_Rook

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54 minutes after the question was opened (04/17/2007 02:09pm)

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i would like an old style coffin with red satin inside i would shelve it out and put all my horror dvd collections in it i think it would make a nice addition to my horror stuff and keep it hidden away.

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beeper_spryte

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73 minutes after the question was opened (04/17/2007 02:29pm)

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i plan on being cremated and anyone* who wants to keep any of the ashes can have them put into a small statuette of bast (egyptian cat goddess). saves the backs of the poor pallbearers. also, like mid_73, i'm not a big fan of the whole christian burial thing (what with this whopping big pentagram on the back of my neck and all) so no coffins for me! pop me in the oven in a cardboard box, and sprinkle most of me somewhere real pretty.

that'll do nicely.



* anyone subject to permission, no creepy types keeping bits of me, ta very much.

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P-Kasso

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108 minutes after the question was opened (04/17/2007 03:03pm)

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This is a great question! It reminded me of my friend Wally who already ordered his coffin ten or eleven years ago.

Wally is a brilliant (and eccentric) water colourist from Newcastle and he ordered a six foot pencil case shaped coffin from his local carpenter! Complete with swivel top and space for an eraser!

In beautiful beech wood.

Very stylish but I'd prefer cremation.

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dendelion

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3 hours after the question was opened (04/17/2007 03:21pm)

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Don`t laugh,I once had a big shiny black Aga,which I adored so much,I decided that I would be buried in it (tongue in cheek - it would have been far too much trouble and a waste of a good Aga)but it looked the part!

On a more serious note,I don`t want a religious service and I am not really bothered what happens to my earthly remains other than it would be good to be scattered under the trees in the wonderful wild woodland here.

I think traditional coffins are horrid things,and I applaud anyone who wants to design their own to have some relevance to their life or whatever they fancy - why not:)

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expressomick

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4 hours after the question was opened (04/17/2007 04:30pm)

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Possibly like a replica Lamborghini if they can do it! They're my favourite cars.

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ReginaTWerner

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4 hours after the question was opened (04/17/2007 04:50pm)

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I am going to be a spare part supplier. Whatever is left after that, can go the way all earthly things do. Burnt and then just scattered, in an ocean, where I feel most comfortable.

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Neko2

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5 hours after the question was opened (04/17/2007 06:09pm)

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I'm breaking for spares too. Once all my serviceable parts have been removed, I would like to be cremated and my ashes put in the Clyde near New Lanark.

However, if the people who survive me want to do something else with the bits that can't be recycled, then they are welcome to do anything that makes my passing easier for them. I'm of the opinion that funerals do more for the mourners than they do for the deceased.

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wendyjugggs

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9 hours after the question was opened (04/17/2007 10:09pm)

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It's a bit of a tradition in our family to decorate our coffins appropriately.
Nobody goes undecorated. It's then a celebration of your life rather than a commiseration on your death.
Close members of your family choose things that represent you to them and that is what they decorate your coffin with, so yes to designer coffin, but no to having it made for you.

Wendy.

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suehayes

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12 hours after the question was opened (04/18/2007 12:47am)

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Hmmm, since watching a recent plastic surgery doc on a gentleman who wanted , shall we say wee willy winky enlarged! His skin grafts came from cadivers whom,left their remains to science, since watching that I've changed my mind!!!
A gent that lives up the road from me has a company called TheBlackHearse.co.uk, they offer a very different arrival at the church. It's a glass hearse pulled by a harley,very popular, why not make a grand exit?

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