What novelty items have you bought / would you like to buy?

not sure if this will be allowed but i would like a lighter like my uncle that is a table top lighter and it is of 2 monkeys that get intimate lets say and the eljaculation at the end is the flame

I didn't actually buy it, I won it in a raffle, but I came back from a holiday in Tunisia, about 25 years ago, with a 2 foot high stuffed camel.

Not only was it a good reminder of a trip into the Sahara on camel back and a good laugh with the customs guys at Gatwick, it also reminded us of the day on the beach when my father was offered 50 camels for my mother!